Dirty Jeans
For those who like their drinks dirty and with some edge. Buckle up for this martini that always leads to a good time.
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Continue shoppingFor those who like their drinks dirty and with some edge. Buckle up for this martini that always leads to a good time.
Clipping and sipping with a cocktail made with fresh honeydew melon, mint, and Pantalones Organic Tequila.
Everybody's talking about our tight pants. As in, our Tight White Pants cocktail. Comprendre compadre?
Where orange and red collide to create the most breathtaking sight. It's not a Texas sunrise, it's our Sunrise Speedo.
The official cocktail of summer.
Tropical with a hint of spice, so delicious you’ll understand the meaning behind the name.
Bring out the bubbly and tequila for Mom this Mother's Day with a cocktail fit for a queen.
Button down your denims this Cinco De Mayo for a cocktail that not only goes five for five, but is made with five ingredients bursting with life.
Celebrating No Pants Day has really left us baring it all. We're not mad about it.
Sipping to the sound of the waves with a cocktail made from all organic ingredients. Thank you Mamma Nature.
An extra day of the year is worth drinking to.
For those who love a sweet nibble with every sip, we're introducing you to the cocktail of your edible garnish dreams.
Get ready to 'Dance Your Pants Off' with this tequila watermelon cocktail, where every sip's a groovy party.
Because sometimes beer just isn’t enough on game day.
Dive into the wild, ranch-style. Where the mint garnish is plenty, and ordering this concoction is as easy as breathing.
Sip on a Pantaloni Negroni that boldly wears its whole orange peel garnish like a sombrero.
Go big, or go home – this XL Frozen Margarita fiesta is not for the faint-hearted!
A Tequila Tom Collins that's armed with zesty charm, and a lemon peel salute.
A Bellini with a Texas twist, where the effervescent peach meets the bold, adventurous spirit of tequila.
Meet the Skinny Jeans Margarita, where citrus really shines.
It’s not your average shot; it demands the donning of your Big Girl (or Boy) Pants for this spirited adventure.
Things are always peachy after taking a sip of this juicy, fruity, and down south sweet margarita.
Fruity, frozen, and made with love. We crafted this cocktail just for you and yours. Best paired with Mine.
Chemistry is at work with this cocktail. Spread the love with equal parts of Yours and Mine.
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